How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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