I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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