I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it