i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt