Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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