Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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