Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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