some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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