The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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