Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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