Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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