Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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