You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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