it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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