She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
