But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Quick, to the slutcave!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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