Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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