I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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