R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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