You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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