Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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