quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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