I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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