I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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