Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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