One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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