Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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