is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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