I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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