idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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