The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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