You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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