apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So apparently I’m into choking now
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