can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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