Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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