bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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