I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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