You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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