so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
