Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Nicole vs. Life
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Two words: blizzard sex
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