Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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