We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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