Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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