is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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