i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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