My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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