i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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