I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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