what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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