Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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