Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Terrible idea I love it
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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