he wants to bone in the snuggie
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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