I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
How naked do you want me to be?
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