Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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