I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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