Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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