i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
